The old man says,"Doc, I got a problem..." The doctor replies,"What's wrong with you, today?" The old man says,"Well, it's not me... It's my wife. She either has AIDS or Dementia. What do I do?" The doctor says,"Okay... Here's what you do: drop her off at the mall, and if she comes home don't fuck her."
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