A third lady goes into a pet shop...

...she, like the two ladies before her, is also looking to buy a parrot. She also takes a liking to a particularly foul-mouthed and ill-tempered parrot (this shop has a lot of them). She takes the parrot home, thinking it will be a fun project to clean up his act.

At home, she tries to teach the parrot how to say "You look nice this evening." However, the parrot will only say, "You look like shit!"

She tries to teach the parrot how to say "Please feed me." However, he will only say, "Yo, gimme some fucking food, bitch!"

She tries for days to change the parrot's habits, but he is still as foul-mouthed and rude as ever. The woman's patience is growing thin, and she begins to feel that she made a terrible mistake buying such a mean pet.

Finally, one day, after an hour of trying to teach the parrot to say something nice, the parrot says, "Shut the fuck up already, you old ugly hag!" The woman is fed up, screams, and in her frustration, opens the freezer door and stuffs the parrot inside.

The parrot begins squawking loudly and furiously, beating his wings and making an enormous racket from inside the freezer. After about ten seconds, the noise stops. Fearing the worst, the woman immediately feels a wave of remorse and shame wash over her. She throws open the freezer door, and is relieved to see the parrot is alive and well.

He calmly steps out of the freezer, hops onto the counter, and says, "Thank you so much for letting me out. I very much appreciate it."

The woman is stunned, but says, "You're welcome."

The parrot continues, "I'm sorry about my earlier behavior. If there's ever anything you need, I am at your service."

The woman has no idea what to make of this, but thanks the parrot all the same. There is an awkward silence.

Finally, the parrot says, "...may I ask what the chicken did?"

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