At the time, Alaska was a fairly new state. He goes into a local bar after work one day and there are some Eskimos who start razzing him about Texas being the 2nd largest state. He replies that while Texas may not be the largest state anymore, Texans are still the toughest.
The Eskimos laugh, amused and explain that in Alaska, you aren't considered tough until you can drink a fifth of whiskey in one swig, wrestle a polar bear and rape an Eskimo woman, all in one night. Of course the Texan buys a fifth of whiskey and downs it in one swig and asks where he can find a polar bear. They point him in the right direction.
Six hours later, the Eskimos agree they should go search for the man's carcass when the door opens and he crawls through the door. There's a trail of blood behind him. Every visible inch of his body appears to have been mauled. As they rush to provide first aid, he struggles to raise his head from the bar room floor and asks, "Okay. Where's that Eskimo woman you wanted me to wrestle?"
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