Look, Eagle!

A few regulars were drinking at a bar when a man runs in and shouts, "Look, eagle!" Everyone looks up, and as soon as everyone looks up, the man takes off his trousers and his pants and starts thrusting his penis. As they stop looking, the man quickly zips up his pants and walks out.

This happens every day for almost 5 years. One day though, a man called Richard hid round the back as he did his routine, and saw that when they looked up, he whipped out his 9 inch narwhal and shook it about. When the man walks out, Richard approaches the regulars. "You know that man gets you to look up so he can thrust his penis around.Just watch tomorrow."

So the men are drinking and of course he comes in and shouts, "Look, eagle!" They all look up and then look straight down and sure enough he is naked from waist down thrusting his willy. "What. Are you doing?" one of the men ask. "Uhhhh... Richard did you inform them?"

"Yes I did."

"You... You **Dick**!"