... so she asked her dad.
"Daddy, Can I borrow your car to take this really great guy to prom with me tonight?"
"Okay hunny, but first I need one thing from you too." He replied.
She answered, "Anything daddy!"
"I'm super excited right now, can you give me a blowjob?"
Desperate for the car, she got on her knees, unzipped his pants and began to suck off her father when she realized something.
"Daddy, gross! Your penis tastes like shit!"
Her father threw his head back. "Oh fuck, that's right! Your brother has the car tonight!"
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