There was a boy named Tom. His teacher told him to learn the first three letters of the alphabet when he went home.
He went home and said to his sister " whats the first letter of the alphabet?" she said "shutup!" because she was on the phone with her boyfriend. His dad was watching darts on the tv and the boy asked "whats the seccond letter of the alphabet?" His dad said "180" He went to ask his baby sister and said"whats the third letter of the alphabet?" she said "Driving in my brum brum car.
The next day at school the teacher said "whats the first letter?" he said "shutup!" The teacher said "how many detentions do you want?" he said "180" The teacher said "how are you gonna get away?" He said "in my little brum brum car"
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