A teacher takes her kindergarten class on a field trip the the ocean...

...while they're there she realizes that she forgot her swimsuit. She thinks so what, they're little kids they don't know about these kinds of things and she decides to swim naked. Suddenly little Johnny comes over and points between her legs and asks "teacher what is that slit you have there".
"Well" she says "when I was young and axe fell on me and cut me".
"Right in the pussy?" Johnny asked.

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