And she kept falling asleep at her desk, halfway through the class the teacher asked her a question, "Marie who is a lord above?" James her friend behind her notices she is asleep and with a pin pokes her. Suddenly she yelled "GOD!" as she is pricked by the sharp pin. "Very Good!" The teacher said.
Only minutes after she fell asleep again the teacher asked her another question, "Who died on the cross for our sins Marie?" And James notices she is asleep and pricks her again with the pin "JESUS CHRIST!" She yelled. "Excellent Marie!" The Teacher exclaimed.
Near the end of the class and Marie fell asleep once again and the Teacher asked her another question, "Marie, what did Eve say to Adam in the Garden of Eden?" And with James quick thinking he poked her with the pin and she yelled, "POKE THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME AND I'L BREAK IN HALF!"
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