A teacher says to her students, "Today we are learning multisyllable words. Who has an example of one?"
A boy in the from row raises his hand. "Okay," the teacher says, "tell me your multisyllable word."
The boy stammers, "Mas-ter-bate."
The teacher smiles and says, "Wow, that's a real mouthful."
The boy says, "No ma'am, you're thinking of a blow job."
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