A father, visiting America, from Europe for the very first time, goes up and down the isles with his son at the local Giant Food Store."Vas diss? Powdered Orange Juice?""Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh 'orange juice.'" ... A few minutes later, in a different aisle ... "Und vas dis? Powdered milk?? ""Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!" ... A few minutes later, in a different aisle ... "Und give a look here! Baby Powder! Vat a country, vat a country!"
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