Pepito

Pepito was a little retarded kid. It was September and it was time to go to school. Once he got there all the kids left him behind because he was retarded and unpopular. So Pepito went to complain to the teacher, " Mrs DickShipp, nobody will play with me!". So the teacher said "Ok hun whats your name?" Since Pepito was retarded he couldnt remember his name so he went home at the end of the day to ask his mom what his name was. Unfortunately when he got home his mother was cooking bacon without a shirt or bra on. "Mommy what is my name?" Pepito asked her. At that moment a sizzle came off the pan and hit her tit. Pepito's mom immediatly screamed "MY TITS!" And Pepito said "Thanks Mom". The next day Pepito went to class and went straight to the teacher. "Teacher my mom told me my name!" "Ok hun what is it" the teacher replied. My name is "MY TITS!". Then the teacher got on a chair and shouted "ATTENSHUN CLASS! WE NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY WITH AAALLL OF THE KIDZ! EVERYBODY PLAY WITH MY TITS!". And now we know that infact there are 6 year old non-virgins