In a grammar lesson in eighth grade Mrs. O'Neill said, Paul, give me a
sentence with a direct object.
Paul replied. Everyone thinks you are the best teacher in the school.
Thank you, Paul, responded Mrs. O'Neill, but what is the object?
To get the best mark possible, said Paul
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