A Scottish Rugby Player Visits Harvard

A Scottish rugby player at the end of his high school career is ecstatic to find out he is being considered for a scholarship to Harvard. All he has to do is show up to visit the coach and he's sure to be a shoe-in.
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After a long flight, he finds himself on Harvard's campus, but without a campus map or guide, he gets lost and has to ask for directions. He spots two students coming his way down the path, approaches them, and asks in his deep Scottish accent, "Excuse me, can you tell me where the rugby field is at?"
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The two Harvard students are aghast, "Excuse me," one says, casting a horrified glance to his friend, "This is Harvard. We are a respectable institution, and as such we do not end our sentences in prepositions."
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The rugby player thinks for a moment then looks the student dead in the eye, "Can you tell me where the rugby field is at, asshole?"
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