A boy walks into a pharmacy after school.

He asks the lady behind the desk for some aspirin/pain killers and asks

"this stuff works right?

The pharmacist says " yes it works son, did you hurt yourself? "

The boy says "no, I have an F on my report card and my parents don't know about it yet".

*This was a joke my dad told me in Polish and I tried to translate it the best I could for it to make sense*

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