He sees one empty seat near the counter and quickly sits down. The man next to him is passed out and looks sickly, but there is a steaming bowl of oatmeal sitting next to him, untouched.
After 10 minutes no one has even brought the man water, let alone taken his order, so he sneakily slides the bowl of oatmeal towards him and begins eating ravenously.
After only a couple minutes, he nears the bottom of the bowl, and notices a giant dead cockroach at the bottom. Disgusted, he spews all of the oatmeal back into the bowl and onto the counter. Just then, the sickly man next to him wakes up.
"Oh, yea... you saw the cockroach, too?"
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