A man on a raft spots a priest, who has water up to his waist. The man says, "Quick father! Get on the raft before the water rises!" The priest says, "I appreciate your kind offer, but I am waiting for the lord to save me." Several minutes later, a boat spots the priest, who has water up to his shoulders. A man on the boat says, "Quick father! Get on the boat before the water rises!" The priest says, "I appreciate the offer, but I am waiting for the lord to save me." Then, a helicopter spots the priest, who has water up to his neck. A man on the helicopter throws down a ladder to the priest, and yells, "Quick father! Climb up the ladder before the water rises." The priest yells back, "I appreciate the offer, but I am waiting for the lord to save me!" However the water kept rising, and the priest drowns. He arrives at heaven, where he gets to meet God himself. The priest asks him, "My lord, why didn't you save me in my time of need?" God says, "I don't know what you're talking about. I gave your a raft, a boat, and a helicopter."
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