Came early, time to make a joke...So there was a girl with no arms or legs on a beach. As a man walked pass her she started crying. The man asked 'Whats the matter dear?' and the girl replied with 'I've never been hugged before.' So the man hugs her and the girl starts crying again. The man asks 'Whats wrong now?'. The girl replies with 'I've never been kissed before'. So the man kisses her and the girl starts crying yet again. So the man asks 'Whats the matter now?' The girl replies with 'I've never been fucked before.' So the man picks her up and throws her into the ocean and says 'You're fucked now.'
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