A lumber yard joke.

The owner of a lumber yard is interviewing people for a job in his lumber yard. He has several applicants that day and none of them are particularly noteworthy until a blind man walks in. Obviously confused the owner says " um, sir how do you propose you are to work in my lumber yard if you can't see?" the main replies, " well sir I can smell the different types of lumber easily!" The owner doesn't beleive this at all and has an employee bring in some lumber for the man to smell. The blind man takes a sniff of the lumber, flips it over and takes another sniff of the lumber and says " that's a 2x6x10 of eastern white pine". The owner thinkis to himself, " okay that was just a lucky guess" and has someone bring in a different type of lumber. The blind man sniffs it twice and replies " that's a 1x6X10 of western red cedar". The owner's jaw drops. The owner then decides to mess with the blind man and brings in the secretary. The blind man takes a sniff and says says, " ugh", they turn the secretary around and he takes another sniff and says, " whew!!". The blind man thinkings for a minute and finally replies with, " Now you're just fucking with me, that's a shithouse door off a tuna boat!"