The head priest at a certain church was out for the day, so he asked the
deacon to do confession for him. The deacon agrees, and the first person that
comes says, "Forgive me, for I just gave a guy a blow job."
He says, "You have sinned." Then he looks at the sheet on the wall that had
punishments for certain sins on it, but blow job was not on there, so he went
out to ask one of the altar boys what he usually gives for a blow job.
The altar boy answered, "Oh, about five dollars."
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