A barber, a barber who's wits have long left him and his sight is in a poor state, is in his shop when a customer walks in, he says “I am a slug”. The Barber looks at him and says “well slugs don’t need a barber what are you doing in here? You’re covered in slime and your body is rubbery and hairless, I cannot do anything for you?”. The customer ignores him and sits in the chair, and demands that the barber get on with the job, the barber obliges, thinking on his feet decides all he can do is do a shampoo and condition. So he lathers up the shampoo and hopes that he isn’t too grossed out by the mixing of the mucus lubricant sliding over the sinewy flesh of the customer sat before him. He finishes up and tells him the price, he obliges and hands over some cash, the barber sorts out change and looks up to see a bald man in front of him. Startled the barber says “but I thought you were a slug?” the man says “no I said I was sluggish”.
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