Luig' and the hairy woman NSFW

(Told to me in a very poor Italian accent.)

An Italian man is talking to his friend Luig'.

Italian man: "Luig', you like'a the women with the hairy arms?"

Luig': "No."

Italian man: "Luig', you like'a the women with the mustache?"

Luig': "No."

Italian man: "Luig', you like'a the women with the big hairy muff?"

Luig': "No."

Italian man: "Then why are you fucking my wife?"

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