A slave pleaded to God everyday that he wished his family was white. One day while plowing the field, the slave uncovered a treasure chest with a map to a bog. The instructions in the map listed that once a black man swims to the other side of the bog, he will come out completely white. The slave jumps for joy and runs to grab his wife and two kids and to go find the bog.
Finally reaching the bog, its riddled with moss and branches with thorns, and very murky. The slave decides to jump in to make sure it works and then he'd wave his family over. After swimming for a bit, the slave comes out the moss on other side completely white, with blonde hair and blue eyes. Jumping for joy the slave calls to his wife "Honey, come over!" The wife jumps in, takes a little bit longer to make it over, and finally the slave sees his wife through the murk and moss and when he pulls her out she's completely white, with blonde hair and blue eyes. Jumping for joy the slave and his wife call to their kids "Swim over!" They hear the kids jump in and they wait to see them come out from the same spot they came out of. And they wait, and wait, and wait, and they don't see any signs of the kids. The wife asks the slave "What should we do?"
The slave looks at his wife and says "Fuck those niggers, lets go!"
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