Chaos Theory

Two friends are chatting in a pub.

- Have you heard that Mike died yesterday?

-- Oh no! What happened to him?

- He was about to pass our house driving his car when he crashed into a parking car on the side of the road, broke through the wind shield, flown through straight in our bedroom window.

-- Holy c**p! What a horrible death!

- No, he survived it alright. He crawled towards our wardrobe, tried to stand up grabbing the handle, but the wardrobe toppled over, and fell right onto him.

-- That's horrible!

- That's nothing, he survived that too. He crawled from under it, went out the bedroom, tried to lean against the handrails next to the stairwell, but he toppled over, hitting the chandelier on his way down. And when he fell to the ground level, the chandelier fell on him.

-- I don't know what to say...that's a terrible end!

- You think so? He survived that, and he crawled into the kitchen, he tried to get a grip, but grabbed the kettle, lost his balance, ripping the wires out of the wall, but and the hot water it contained splashed on his face.

-- That...that must have been the last straw...

- You would think so? He tried to reach for the phone to call the ambulance, but he stepped on the wire he ripped out of the wall just a moment ago, and because he was still wet, he got electrocuted, also shorting out everything...

-- That must be the most cruel of deaths I've ever heard of...!

- But Mike survived even that!

-- Survived? But...how did he die, then?
- I shot him.

-- You shot him? WHY?

- For the love of god, he would have ruined the whole house if he continued...!