when a beautiful nun flagged it down. the sex maniac told the taxi driver to stop the cab and to let the nun share the ride with him.
Once inside, the sex maniac groped the beautiful nun, grabbed her tits and asked her "hey sister, wanna have sex with me?"
"You rude sex maniac! You have no respect for nuns! driver, stop the car, i'm getting out!" said the nun angrily.
The taxi driver stopped the cab and the nun went out in rage.
The taxi driver told the sex maniac "sir, if you want to have sex with that nun, go to the church yard later at 12 midnight, she always comes out that time to pray. What you should do is dress like a priest and tell her that she should have sex with you because it is the will of the higher being.
"Alright, thanks for the tip", the sex maniac told the taxi driver.
So the sex maniac followed the instructions that the taxi driver had given him. He dressed as a priest and went to the church courtyard at midnight. He saw the nun praying so he went to her and immediately told her that she should have sex with him because it is the will of the higher being.
The nun agreed but under one condition "i'm still a virgin, just fuck me in the asshole." the nun said.
The sex maniac happily obliged and he finished quickly. After the deed was done, he took of his priest costume and told the nun "haha! got ya! i'm the sex maniac in the taxi earlier!"
The nun suddenly removed her wig and said "fooled ya! I'm the taxi driver!"
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