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11> Condom that doubles as a self-inflating hot-air balloon (with reservoir tip)
10> "The Cartman" -- an anal probe that facilitates otherwise impossible ski moves
9> Palm Pilot to distract bad guys with that hilarious Top 5 List
8> Condom coated with truth serum
7> Can of whoop-ass disguised as a Diet Coke
6> Miniature caulking gun for holes in the plot
5> Giant foam hand that says "British Secret Service #1!"
4> Viagra Martini: for when he's shaken, not stirred
3> Really grippy pliers
2> Cool British sports car that -- get this -- actually *runs*!
1> Whatever it is, I bet a cheap plastic replica of it will fit in a Happy Meal.
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