A young woman approaches the man and asks,"Are ye a true Scotsman under that kilt there?"
The man replies "Why don' ye stick yer hand up there an' find out feryerself"
So the woman reaches under the man's kilt and quickly pulls it back yelling "It's gruesome"
To which the man replies "Aye lass, but why don' ye stick yer hand up there again. I think it just grew some more."
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