Two guys from California get pulled over in Texas by a State Trooper. Driver pulls to the side and is looking for his license when the trooper walks up to the window and taps it with his baton. No sooner does the guy roll the window down when the trooper smacks him across the face with the baton. Driver yells "Ouch! What was that for?"
Trooper replies "I noticed you boys was from California, and I'll tell you what when you get pulled over in Texas you have yer license out, current registration out, yer proof of insurance ready and yer window rolled down!"
Guy rubs his face and sheepishly hands over the documents. Trooper hands him his cite and tells the driver "Dontcha' leave just yet."
Trooper walks around to the passenger side of the car and taps on the window glass with his baton. Passenger rolls down his window, but no sooner does he have it down when the trooper smacks him across the face with his baton.
Passenger yells "What the eff man!? I'm just a passenger, I didn't do anything wrong!" Trooper answers "Boy, I was just making yer wish come true." Passenger says "Wish? What wish?"
Trooper replies "Boy, I guarantee about two miles down the road you was gonna say "I wish he woulda' tried that shit on me"
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