Police behavior explained

Welcome rookie! Along with obtaining your equipment and

finding your patrol route and meeting your partner there is one

very important system which you should read up on if you are

going to become a respected member of the police society! We

have issued a grading system within our ranks so we know who to

promote and who to hold back and who to fire. Do you want to be

a productive member of the police force? Of course you do! To

assist in this endeavor we have created a handy guide to show

you how to become the best police officer you can! Just follow this

grading system and you will become a police chief in no time! The

following rating system is based off of Policing Points (PP for

short)


Making a stop +10 PP

Searching a car +10 PP

Finding evidence + 20PP

“Finding” evidence +10 PP

Making your quota for the day +50 points

Getting the people to respect your authority +75 PP

Not making it to a court date -20 PP

Shooting a Dog +50PP

Shooting a suspect +75 PP

Shooting a black suspect +100PP

Shooting a white suspect -10 PP

Committing a crime -5 PP

Getting away with a crime (With or without your fellow officers) +200 PP

Arresting a White suspect -15 PP

Arresting a RICH white suspect -100 PP

Rating out your fellow officers Removal of all previous PP and an automatic -500 PP on your record

Remember Rookie that these rules are not always static but make

a good reference point. What other things can you think of for the list?

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