Two men have a Thursday after noon off work early. They havent got paid yet, but they would love to go have a few beers. They gather up all there change at sidewalk table. Together the men have $2.34. Thats no where near enough to have a drink one man says. The other soon takes the money and runs. He comes back with a hot dog. Says hes got a plan.
Well go in the bar order our drinks, when the bartender says pay this amount well slam them and you'll get anyone hands and knees and start sucking the hot dog. Well get kicked out for being fags.
The other man says no way I wont do that.
Blah blah blah.
He finally talks him into it.
They go to the first bar, and order two shots of rum. Bartender sets them down and says talk be 10.50. The boys slam the drinks and follow the plan. Artender says get out of here we dont like your kind.
It worked.
They go to the next bar.
Same order
Same plan.
It worked again.
Twenty one bars later the one guy goes. Idk how much more I can take my knees are killing me. The other guy goes. Hell your knees. I lost the hot dog after the third bar.
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