When his dog died he asked the Scientologist Minister if he would have a funeral service for his dear dog.
The Minister replied "we can't have funeral services for dogs in the church of Scientology, but the baptists might say something for your dog"
The man said "thank you Minister, do you think $5,000 would be enough to donate to them for the service?"
The Minister replied "Oh dear me, why didn't you say the dog was a Scientologist"
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