"Today is my birthday. You, me and the dog are going fishing."
To this the wife replies, "There is no way I am going fishing with you and the dog."
Once again the man insists that it is his birthday and he wants to go fishing with her and the dog. And once again the wife refuses to go.
Finally the man says, "Fine, I'll give you three options then. You can go fishing with me and the dog, you can suck my dick, or you can take it in the pooper."
The wife thinks for a moment and replies, "Fine, whip it out, I'll give you a quick suck." Upon reaching for the husband's dick the wife pulls back suddenly in revulsion and shouts, "Ew! It smells like shit!"
"Yeah the dog didn't want to go fishing either."
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