A salesman calls to a house and a young looking boy opens the door drinking a scotch and smoking a cigar. He hears the sound of an adult movie running on full blast in the backround.
The salesman asks, "How old are you son?"
The boy replies "I just turned 10"
The baffled salesman then asks "Are your parents home?"
The kid ashes his cigar, takes a sip of his drink and calmly replies, "Well what the fuck do *you* think?"
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