A guy walks into the psychiatrists office where I work wearing nothing but Saran Wrap undies...

A famous pornstar...

My penis was at half-mast.

What do you call...

A starving bat

Extraordinary Dogs

A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at the country club one...

What is the...

Terrorists can't take a joke about Muhammad.

BLM Makes the...

That's it, that's the joke. Obviously they wouldn't attempt to help black...

When Apple bought...

So when you asked for directions, it would reply with "You are now about to...

You have to...

Explosive

Gary Condit Gets...

Gary Condit looks up from his desk to see one of his aides nervously...

Ghosts

How come ghosts can't have babies? Because they have hollow weenies!

Why did the...

Because he couldn't get his cock out of the chicken.