The king was bored one day. He said to the joker "your jokes aren't funny anymore". The joker replied "i have to be careful because you're the king and if i accidentally insult you i will be hanged". The king gave the joker permission to make jokes about him. The joker really made fun of him. He couldn't punish him so he decided to get back at him instead. He held a huge banquet at his palace to which every one in the land was invited. When the joker arrived the king said to him "i had a dream last night. We were both rolling down a hill. I fell in a pot of honey and you fell in a pot of shit". Every one in the palace started laughing. When every one was silent the joker said "thats a coincidence because i had a similar dream...the only difference was that when we both got out of the pots, i was licking you and you were licking me"
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