After a few hours of sitting around the fire, the Russian guy pulls out a bottle of Vodka and a gun. He takes a big pull then throws the bottle into the air and shoots it.
The American guy says, "What the hell did you do that for? That was damn good Russian Vodka."
The Russian man replies, "In my country Vodka is like water. It has no value to me. I'll buy more."
The Mexican guy decides to join in and pulls out a bottle of Tequila, slugs down a nice pull, and borrows the Russian's gun. He then throws it in the air and shoots it.
The American asks him, "What the hell man. That was some good Tequila, it even had the worm in it."
The Mexican guy replies, "in my country Tequila is like water. It has no value to me."
The American guy didn't want to left out of the party so he takes the gun from the Mexican guy and pulls out his bottle of Whiskey. He takes a big pull of Whiskey and throws it in the air and shoots the lawyer in the head.
Horrified, the Russian and Mexican guys both yell, "What the fuck man."
"In my country Lawyers are like water. He has no value to me. Go find a shovel."
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