Doctor: Is this Mr.Smith?
Smith: Yes, what is the problem?
Doctor: Sir, your wife is in labour, get here immediately!
Smith races to the hospital, runs into the waiting room where the doctor is waiting.
Smith: Where is she? How is my baby?!
Doctor: She is okay sir, however your baby...
Smith: What is it?!
Doctor: It's miraculous! Your baby can fly!
Smith: What!? What are you talking about?
Doctor: Come see!
The doctor leads Smith into emergency room where his newborn baby is lying on a hospital bed. The doctor lifts the baby an inch above the bed and drops it.
Smith: Hey what the hell man!
Doctor: No no I swear he can fly, watch.
The doctor lifts the baby again, this time a couple feet above the bed and again, drops the baby.
THUD
Smith: That's enough of this doc, your starting to piss me off.
Doctor: I swear to you he can fly, just watch.
This time the doctor opens the window and throws the baby from the window into the parking lot. The baby crashes into a windshield, shattering it with a loud crash.
Smith grabs the doctor by the collar, fuming with anger. Just as he swings his fist back the doctor bursts out in laughter.
Doctor: Hahaha I'm just joshing ya, it was a stillborn.
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