A man is at work when he receives a call from the hospital, where his pregnant wife is.

Doctor: Is this Mr.Smith?

Smith: Yes, what is the problem?

Doctor: Sir, your wife is in labour, get here immediately!

Smith races to the hospital, runs into the waiting room where the doctor is waiting.

Smith: Where is she? How is my baby?!

Doctor: She is okay sir, however your baby...

Smith: What is it?!

Doctor: It's miraculous! Your baby can fly!

Smith: What!? What are you talking about?

Doctor: Come see!

The doctor leads Smith into emergency room where his newborn baby is lying on a hospital bed. The doctor lifts the baby an inch above the bed and drops it.

Smith: Hey what the hell man!

Doctor: No no I swear he can fly, watch.

The doctor lifts the baby again, this time a couple feet above the bed and again, drops the baby.

THUD

Smith: That's enough of this doc, your starting to piss me off.

Doctor: I swear to you he can fly, just watch.


This time the doctor opens the window and throws the baby from the window into the parking lot. The baby crashes into a windshield, shattering it with a loud crash.

Smith grabs the doctor by the collar, fuming with anger. Just as he swings his fist back the doctor bursts out in laughter.

Doctor: Hahaha I'm just joshing ya, it was a stillborn.

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