A rich man and poor man are at a bar.

A rich man and poor man are at a bar, the rich man turns to the poor man, 'it's my 10 year wedding anniversary on Tuesday.'

The poor man looks astonished, 'it's my 20 year wedding anniversary on Thursday! What are you planning on getting her?'

The rich man goes, 'I'm getting her a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz.'

The poor man, looking confused, asks, 'why both? Isn't one or the other surely enough?'

The rich man responds, 'well, I figure if she doesn't like the necklace, she still has a nice car. What are you getting your wife?'

The poor man looks down, 'I'm getting her a pair of slippers and a dildo.'

The rich man is taken aback, 'slippers and a dildo, that's an odd combination?'

The poor man looks up, 'well, if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself.'