...are buying Christmas gifts for their wives. The rich man buys his wife an enormous diamond ring and a brand new mercedes. The poor man asks, "Why did you get her a ring AND a car?" To which the rich man replies, "So that if my love is not happy with the ring, she still has a nice car to keep her happy." The poor man then goes and buys his wife a pair of slippers and a dildo. The rich man asks, "Why did you buy your wife a pair of slippers AND a dildo?" "So if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself!"
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