2 nuns are driving down a dark road..

.. when suddenly a vampire jumps out in front of the car, and forces them to stop.

He climbs onto the car and starts looking hungrily at them.

"What should we do?" - asks one nun
"Show him your cross!" - replies the other.
so the nun shouts : "Get off my f**king car!!"

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