The Sins of Leroy

Little Leroy went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided


that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well


Leroy, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy


you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray for


one instead." After his temper tantrum his mother sent him to his room. He


finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus.


Dear Jesus,


I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle.


Your Friend,


Leroy


Now, Leroy knew that Jesus really knew what kind of boy he was (brat), so he


ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try.


Dear Jesus,


I've been an OK boy this year and I want a new bicycle.


Your Truly,


Leroy


Well, Leroy knew this wasn't totally honest, so he tore it up and tried


again.


Dear Jesus,


I've thought about being a good boy this year and can I have a bicycle?


Leroy


Well, Leroy looked deep down in his heart, which by the way was what his


mother really wanted. He knew he had been terrible and was deserving of


almost nothing. He crumpled up the letter, threw it in the trash can and


went running outside. He aimlessly wandered about depressed because of the


way he treated his parents and really considered his actions. He finally


found himself in front of a Catholic Church. Leroy went inside and knelt


down, looking around not knowing what he should really do. Leroy finally got


up and began to walk out the door and was looking at all the statues. All of


a sudden he grabbed a small one and ran out the door. He went home, hid it


under his bed and wrote this letter.


Jesus,


I've got your mama. If you ever want to see her again, give me a bike!


Sincerely,


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