So there was this drunk man sitting at a table and there was a other man asking for a fresh American chicken, so the waitress brings the chicken the man stick his finger in the chickens ass and put his finger close to his nose and calls the waitress and screams out loud in anger..THIS IS NOT A FRESH AMERICAN CHICKEN I NEED A OTHER CHICKEN TAKE THIS SHIT BACK! , so the waitress goes and comes back and brings him a second chicken. The guy is still not happy and has the waitress bring out a third chicken of which he is still not satifed. So the drunk guy looks at the man and say man can you please do me a favor and stick your finger up my ass and tell me where I'm from because I have been lost for two days and fuck if i know were I'm from.
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