Michael and John went out to a local pub after a long day of work. After quite a bit of drinks, John suggested they should go to a whorehouse, as he heard there was a young woman with a talent; she could be giving a blowjob, **AND** clearly singing at the same time.
In disbelief, Michael went to the brothel, and spoke with the owner before John could even react:
-"I will give you the singing girl for you and your mate for free, but under one condition. Enter this here room, and keep the light off at all times!". Michael quickly agreed, and curiously opened the door to the room, turned off the light, and ever so patiently waited for the girl to come. The door squeaked, and Michael knew it was time. The girl went straight to the job, and he listened in disbelief as she was singing and sucking at the same time! Her voice blasted through the door, and John had heard it. He couldn't wait for his turn.
Michael was finished, exited the room, and signalled for his friend to go in, as the girl was waiting for another round. John couldn't wait. He got seated, and lo and behold, she started singing and sucking again! John's curiosity got the best of him, as he was sitting in awe and disbelief. He dashed for the light, and started scanning his surroundings. He looked at the place where his special little friend was, revealing a thin girl with empty eye sockets.
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