There's three guys on the beach and they all three notice a bottle in
the ocean and all go to grab it at the same time. A genie pops out and
says, "I can only offer three wishes, so you each get one wish".
The first guy, who is a Jew, says "I want all of my Jewish
brethren to move back to Jeruselem and live happily ever after".
The genie says, "Fine, it's done".
The second guy, who is a Negro, says "I want all my bruthas to
move back to Africa and live in total harmony".
The genie says, "Fine, it's done".
The third guy, an Alabama Redneck says "Now let me get this
straight, All the Jews are in Jeruselem and all the Negroes are in
Africa?"
The genie says, "That's correct".
"Well hell", the Redneck says, "Just give me an Ol' Milwalkee
'cause life don't get no better than this".
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