So she buys a pistol.
The next day, she goes home and finds out his husband was having sex with a brunette. So she starts screaming and points the gun to her head.
Her husband jumps out of his bed, dick out, and pleads her wife to not shoot, to what the girl replies:
"SHUT UP! YOU'RE NEXT!"
I'm so embarrased for this joke.
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