A bear and a rabbit in the woods.

A bear and a rabbit are in the woods pooping.
The bear asks the rabbit, "does poop stick to your fur?"
The rabbit replies, "no, why?"
"Good." Replies the bear, and picks him up to wipe his ass.

Dad got a good kick out of this one...

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