A priest goes golfing.

At the end of his sermons every single Sunday, a priest proclaims to his congregation that they should go out and do community service in the name of God. He then goes on even longer about how he is going to be feeding homeless people, building schools, etc etc, for the rest of the day. After the service is over, he actually goes and plays golf for the day.

And he does this routine every single Sunday.

After a few months of this, some angels who have been watching the priest get fed up and go to God about it. They say, "Hey God, so this guy has been lying to his congregation over and over again about how they should be helping people while he just plays golf, could you please curse him or something?" And He replies, "Alright , watch this."

The following Sunday, the priest goes through the same song and dance. He preaches about helping other people, then goes and plays golf. On the first hole, he hits the ball and he gets a hole in one! He's absolutely amazed by this, and goes to the next hole. This time, he hits way off, but the ball miraculously curves a full 90 degrees and goes straight into the hole again! The priest is even more amazed, he's never gotten a hole-in-one before, let alone two! As he goes through the course, he keeps getting hole-in-one after hole-in-one, ending his day with a full 18 holes-in-one! Feeling incredibly happy with himself, he goes home feeling great.

Meanwhile, the angels watching the priest go back to God once again. "What was that for!? He's been lying to his congregation over and over again, and you bless him with a prefect game of golf!?"

God replies, "Who's he gonna tell?"