After a round of golf, a golfer loads his trunk up with his clubs but puts his extra tees and balls in his pockets. He goes into the clubhouse for a beer.
He sits down next to a blond woman at the bar. She sees the bulging pants of the golfer and barely stops herself from gasping. She cannot stop looking down at his pants, taking peeks.
The golfer notices. He says to her, "Its just golf balls."
The blond still looks aghast. And takes another couple glances. She says to him, "Does it hurt worse then tennis elbow?"
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