the priest holds up 3 fingers, the rabbi holds up one. The priest points all around him the rabbi points at the ground. the priest pulls out bread and wine the rabbi pulls out an apple. When the priest gets back to his church his fellow priests ask him how did the debate go the priest answers "I don't know I said we're all under the Holy Trinity he told me their is only one god. then I told him that God was all around us, he says god is right here and finally I pulled out the body and blood of Christ and he pulled out the Apple of Eden'. The rabbi Goes back to his temple and his fellow rabbis ask him so how did the debate go the rabbi answers "I don't know he told me I have 3 days to get out, I put up my middle finger to say fuck you. he told me that I had to get out of this whole area I pointed my finger to the ground and said I'm staying right here and then he pulled out his snack so I pulled out my snack"
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