On the first hole, the priest gets a hole-in-one. The golfer, wanting to show up the priest, tries to get a hole in one too. He hits the ball. It goes and goes. But it stops right in front of the hole. "Damn it! I missed!" yells the golfer. "Sir, That sort of language is not tolerated! If you say that one more time, God will strike you down." threatens the priest.
They keep playing and soon the golfer forgets the priest's warning. They become tied as they approach the end. On the 18th hole, the priest gets another hole-in-one. Not wanting to lose, the golfer tries to match him. He hits the ball. It goes and goes. But it stops right in front of the hole. "Damn it! I missed!" yells the golfer. "Sir, I warned you!" shrieks the priest.
Dark storm clouds gather, a giant hand extends from the sky. Lightning flashes! When the world returns to normal, the golfer looks next to him and sees a little pile of ash where the priest was. And, up in heaven, God yells:"Damn it! I missed!"
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