Bill, Bob, Jim and Troy are on the golf course and are discussing how well their sons have been doing in life before teeing off.
Bill has to leave to go to the bathroom while the others get ready to tee off on the first hole. They start bragging about their sons....
Bob says to the guys, 'my son has been doing so well in the contsructuon business that he decided to build his best friend a brand a new house, and he gave it to him for free!'
Jim says, 'oh yea, well my son has been doing so well that he owns 9 Mercedes Benz dealerships and he bought his best friend a brand new black Mercedes Benz, and gave it to him for free!!'
Troy says, 'oh yea, well my son is a prestigious stock broker and gave his best friend a stock portfolio thats worth over 1 million dollars, and gave it to him for free!!'
Bill comes back from the bathroom.
His friends ask him about his son. Bill says, 'oh yea... well, he is doing great. I just found out he is gay and he is a gogo dancer at local gay bar.'
(Everyone laughs and points at Bill)
'Well, anyway,' Bill continues, 'he seems to be doing pretty well for himself. He owns a brand new house, has a brand new black Mercedes Benz and has an awesome stock portfolio worth over a million bucks!!!'
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